Cock rings required for poem sculpture [blog]:
March 18 entry: '...it somehow came up—from Nick (since I've OBVIOUSLY never had reason to consider the matter—that those metal binders could be used as cock rings. He sipped his beer, and then continued on to say, but metal cock rings actually would be dangerous as there'd be no give. Sipped beer. Leather, Nick sez, would be better.
I groaned. Because what this means, peeps, is that based on what moi Muses—those now-cackling fallen angels beneath my ceiling—are telling me, I now gotta go find some cock rings to integrate into my next poem sculpture ...'
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