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Calling all mop jockeys and professional scrubbers! [Australia]:
Have you ever cleaned toilets for a dollar?
Pursued other people's pubes across the tiles for a pittance?
Scrupulously avoided eyeing other people's underwear as you made their beds for a buck?

Then we want YOU, and all your dirty laundry, for toilet paper origamí, an A5 zine to be launched during the Hobart Fringe in March 06.

Applying the white glove to all things cleaning-related, we want your poems, anecdotes, cartoons, collages, anything we can fit onto an A5 page that relates to gainful employment within the realms of cleaning and housekeeping. All contributors will receive a copy of the final product, on the condition that it is immediately placed within arm's length of your toilet.

Please forward this on to anyone you feel may, at any time, have had a professional relationship with other people's filth.

Direct any enquiries, submissions, bank account details to toilet_paper_origami @ yahoo.com.au

Submissions are due by 31st January, so roll up your sleeves and get to it!

This entry was posted by Ivy on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:40 AM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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At 12:35 PM, Blogger Cie Cheesemeister replied:

No, but as a CNA, I have wiped the rear ends of incontinent and sometimes hostile people.
Can I come too and do Wipe Origami?
Seriously (if Toilet Paper Origami can be serious) I love stuff like this. It's the crazy stuff that makes it worthwhile to remain incarnate for a bit longer!
Peace.    



At 5:03 PM, Blogger Doughboy replied:

I once cleaned the excrement of a mens room wall at a Pizza place I used to work at. No, wait... I think I told a waitress to do it? Anyways... I saw it, and man was it messy. Like a large work of Art all over a giant red canvas. The brown and white contrasted nicely with the deep red. Interesting to say the least. If I remember right the waitress was no happy camper and did scream like a little schoolgirl at the site of it. Good thing the walls were not white. Just a toliet paper sculpture of sorts is what you are looking for? Or one that includes a toliet? Anyway great site and stuff. Love Austrailia Hope to visit there someday.    



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