"A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair,"
... quoth Samuel Johnson (170984), English author and lexicographer.
We at Jacket magazine also keep our issues in constant repair. Take Jacket 17, for example, the special Hoax Issue from June 2002:
Why, only yesterday we added two items [...]
Jacket is fresh. Even the old issues of Jacket are fresh. What a strange way to publish.